I like getting older, I feel like I’m aging into my personality.
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
increasingly the world has these things in our pocket, no less
Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"
I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.